This Friday is prom. Huzzah. In honor of this joyous day, our school administrators decided today was a good day for Big Brother to come talk to our school and bring his propaganda for show. Before I begin, let me state: I have never consumed alcohol outside of church, I do not intend to drink on Friday, and if you do drink and drive I think you're incredibly stupid. That said, on to Big Brother.
Today, instead of getting to attend choir rehersal (yea yea I'm a choir nerd I know), I was forced to be "graced" by the presence of a couple of Bellevue Police Department, Sarpy County Sheriff's Office, and (I believe) Sarpy County Attorney. They felt it necesarry to come and tell us how they KNOW. I swear they must have said, "we know," or, "we WILL know," or something to that extent at least once every 2 minutes. As we're sitting through their presentation on why drinking is bad (which isn't going to stop anyone from drinking: those who want to drink will drink, those who don't won't. In my opinion, talks like that only make minors more curious and rebellious, but that's another point for another day) all I could think of was 1984.
The presentors kept talking like they were omniscient and knew everything we do. One that really stuck out to me was, "when you drink and drive, there are consequences you can't possibly imagine, but we know." I honestly felt like I was living in a police state. Now, I know they have good intentions, but the way to gain my respect is NOT to tell me you know things that I don't. As the discussion continued, they eventually opened it up for questions, and I was curious, so I asked what constitued probable cause for searching a car; the response I got made me angry. I was told a long list of the expected things, but at the end, our sheriff added, "basically anything."
Now, I'm not a Constitutional scholar, but I do know a bit about my rights, and I know that it takes a bit more than, "anything" to search my car. Personally, if I get pulled over, I will not let an officer search my car if they ask; and if they continue to search, I will tell them I am going to file harrassment charges. I plan to let them defend their probable cause in court. But I digress. As if their talk wasn't enough, Big Brother, in his quest to always look out for us and make sure we're never being bad, decided to send his propaganda machine to our school.
The police department parked a large wrecked car outside the building all day and just let it sit there. It was supposed to remind us of the dangers of drinking and driving, but honestly, all I could think of when I looked at it was, "wow, this is government propaganda."
I sure feel safe now that I know Big Brother is looking out for me! In closing, to all you who read this; remember, Big Brother knows! You can't possibly imagine the consequences of your action, but it's ok because Big Brother knows.
"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."